XIX. San Francisco isn’t real, it’s a conspiracy theory.

Yup. You read right. Dub City isn’t real. It’s not actually a city, just a figment of our imagination.  It’s all a lie*.

My spring break just started and I decided that it would be a grand time to go out and visit one of my sisters** Hope, whom I haven’t seen in 3 years. So I hopped on a plane and spent the weekend out in the bay area.

*Hit em with the highlight reel*

Friday

  • I take a plane from SF (Sioux Falls) to Denver, then Denver to San Francisco. The catch, both flights ended up being delayed over an hour so I spent about a good 2 hours in the FSD airport doing exactly nothing…
  • I am finally reunited with my Hopey!

 

Saturday

  • The first thing we do is of course go to the original Boudin bakery location (They’re famous for their sourdough bread. This is the bread that B-Ritz and I bought as souvenirs at Disneyland in the summer….)
    • I bought a loaf and ate it sporadically throughout the day. Gotta love those carbs!
  • We saw the wonderful Golden Gate Bridge…twice (this is where the lies begin).
    • My trusty tour guide guided us on the wrong bus out, so we ended up going back to the bridge for us to get on the right bus.
  • Fisherman’s Warf was pretty neat.
    • We went to the Ghirardelli chocolate factory
    • I had In-N-Out for the first time
    • We trekked awhile to these snazzy piano stairs that Hope was raving about
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I felt pretty basic.

  • Chinatown!
    • Of course we could not not go…
    • We got in touch with our Asian-ness
    • We visited the factory where the very first fortune cookie was made
    • I bought some delicious butterfly cookies
  • Japantown
    • I should’ve kept tally on how many times I said “I can’t” (it was too many times). Literally I wanted everything there.
    • I bought these ice cream balls infused with dry ice called Dragon’s Breath. Trust me, it’s harder than it looks to look cool eating those things while trying to get the dry ice to come out of your nose and mouth….
    • We literally stared at theses cute bento boxes outside of a store because the store owner was away for a fe minutes. We were probably there for a good 10 minutes when we decided that we looked creepy and went to this amazing bookstore.
      • Which by the way I did buy a bento box. It’s in the shape of a lucky cat. The store owner and I literally had a bowing match. Once he said “arigato” we literally exchanged bows until I was out of the store. What a cute old man!
    • Yes, said bookstore. Much books, many “I can’ts.”
    • Asian grocery stores are pretty cool.
  • Shabu shabu (Japanese hot pot)
    • We went to Hope’s boyfriend’s place where I met some of their friend, who are pretty cool.
    • We had shabu shabu literally there was a moment where all 5 of us were about to fall asleep because our tummies were so full and satisfied. 12/10 would recommend.
    • Met some cute doggos (Ralph and Moose, but I took initiative and renamed them doggo no. 1 and doggo no. 2)

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Sunday

  • We saw the cool painted ladies houses
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When you realize that the Full House house is on a different street.

  • We walked down Haight Street. This is where the hippy movement was groovin
    • Of course we had to stop into Amoeba Records
    • We went to the bathroom in a Whole Foods; that was pretty cool I guess…?
    • We stopped in a very cool arcade where there were a bajillion (I kid you not) pinball machines. I tried my hand at the Lord of the Rings one and some Gopher one. I did aight.
  • We were going to eat at this Thai restaurant off of Haight street, but it’s only open for dinner…. ( I should’ve tallied all of the lies that Hope fed me this weekend)
    • Not to fret, I did get to eat my chicken pad thai somewhere else and it was delicious.
  • Hope took me to see two separate tiled stairs. Those were cool to see, not to take up and down….
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These are the titled steps, right?

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Jk, these are 1/2 of the steps.

  • We had dinner at The Progress with Hope’s boyfriend, his friend Scott’s girlfriend and fam. It was fancy, I mean the bathroom walls were covered in pink glitter…
    • I tried fancy food like oyster and octopus. I was reminded just how much of a picky eater I am…
  • We ended the night with good old Mulan II (I swear I wasn’t crying at the bridge scene, you were crying…)

Monday

  • We ate brekky on Haight street
    • We both had the berrylicious crepe (It was berry licious… see what I did there!)
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      Just like Britta, Hope knows right when to take the best photos of me..

      • I jumped back on some planes back home. Womp Womp.

 

Many mems (and lies) were made. It was wonderful to see Hope and can’t wait to see her again, maybe in my SF! ❤

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XVIII. I didn’t meet Chance the Rapper in Chi-town

Ok, J-term was great and all but guess what, AFTER 7 MONTHS I GOT TO SEE MADDIE (my Hero™ ). It was amazing. We met up in Chicago and my friend from high school, Nichole, graciously let us crash at her place.

Hit ‘em with the highlight reel!

  • Friday (I landed in the Windy city)
    • After a bit of confusion, I navigated my way through the O’Hare airport to be greeted by Mads holding a red panda “sign”
    • It took about 15-20 minutes to find the parking lot where she parked her car
    • We sat in said car looking up possible Chinese restaurants to eat at for a good 15 minutes, then finally ended up deciding on Panda Express…womp womp
    • We literally parked on a highway because Mads forgot that her wallet and bag of coins were in her glove compartment (we were coming to a toll) and that it was locked…. So obviously she had to turn off her car to use her keys to open the glove compartment
    • We also stopped in the middle of an intersection because we were in the wrong lane and needed to turn left. Mads was deciding what to do; I finally told her to just go straight and that we could turn around
    • We arrive at said Panda Express only to walk in, then decide that we were going to eat at the Culvers next door.
  • Saturday
    • STAN’S DONUTS
      • I had a butterfinger pocket. It was yum.
    • Since it was the start of the Chinese New Year/Lunar New Year, we decided to go to Chinatown, only to be disappointed of the lack of décor (apparently they are celebrating next week).
      • We had a delicious meal at Joy Yee
    • Now the real reason why Mads and I met up, TWENTY ONE PILOTS CONCERT HOO-RAH!
      • Oh boy, it was magical. We danced, we sang, we were surprised.

 

 

  • Sunday
    • I was awaken by a text from Nichole (she was at work). She forgot some cookies in her freezer and asked if we could deliver them to the church. So in our jammies, Mads and I drove to the church with 3 bags of cookies. According to CHole, we were the MVPS….
      • On the way back to her apartment, Mads was flipping through the radio station and Africa by Toto was playing. We jammed out.
    • We explored the Museum of Contemporary Art
    • Mads had never had deep-dish pizza, and obviously since we were in Chi-town, she had to try it out (and no, I didn’t have any; I had buttered noodles and chicken).
      • There was a very awkward exchange, trying to figure out what appetizer we should get, but it’s all good!
    • And of course, we had to go to Millennium Park to see the Bean
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Am I doing this Leaning Tower of Pisa thing right?

    • Shakeshack shakes for the win!
    • Once we got back to niCHole’s apartment, we watched some Community and then ended up taking a billion pictures
    • We closed the fun-filled weekend with some card playing and watched The Emperor’s New Groove

Side-note: We were going to eat at The Max, a pop-up restaurant paying homage to The Max from Saved by the Bell, but it was crazy expensive to eat there (curse you service fee and 10% tax)!

It was such a fun weekend and I’m so glad that I got to see Mads and Nichole. And it was a wonderful ending to my J-term before my last semester at GAC. Hopefully I’ll be able to see each of them again, soon!

 

 

XIV.So what did you buy as a souvenir at Disneyland? Uh…bread…

What do having a one person sit-in protest, hitting my head (hard) on a concrete shelf, and saying hi and waving at John Stamos have in common? They all happened when my fabulous roommate Britta came to visit me last weekend!

Since I don’t want to bore you with every little detail that went down, I’ll give you the highlights:

  • Friday
    • Finally reuniting after 8 months in the hotel lobby at 12:30am
  • Saturday
    • Only getting 3 hours of sleep when we were going to Disneyland the next day, because there was some serious catching up to do!
    • Getting blurry Donald Duck photos (never ask a 14 year old to take your picture for you)
    • Squealing with joy when we met Chewbacca
    • Blaming each other when Kylo Ren asked who was stowing a fugitive droid with them
    • Going on Tower of Terror…twice
      • Also accidentally telling B-Ritz that the photo happens a the very last drop…
      • Having a one person sit-in protest outside of the ride because TOWER OF TERROR WILL SOON BE TORN DOWN TO MAKE WAY FOR A GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY RIDE
        • As you can see, I’m a bit upset…
      • Going through the sourdough bread factory twice, because who doesn’t love free samples?
      • Buying a loaf of said sourdough bread
        • Such a typical Britta/Aud move buying bread
      • Sunday
        • Reuniting with my beloved PLL set
          • I’ve got some major catching up to do
        • Getting to go on the Ellen stage and stand on her star marker for where she stands when giving her monologue
        • Seeing the sound stage for The Big Bang Theory
        • Tour guide driving by the sound stage where Friends shot seasons 2-10 (and now is called the Friends stage) then continues to say that Full House shot there before Friends and out of no where John Stamos stops right outside the door and agrees with the guide.
          • Britta and I were in bit of some shock that neither of us got a picture of him, but did wave and say hi when he asked how we all were doing (Fuller House was shooting that day)
        • Getting to ride the Batpod
        • Sitting on the Central Perk couch
        • Meeting up with our good friend Nolan who also going to GAC to see Suicide Squad and then have a nice dinner.
          • Britta and I went into the movie with our expectations low, like buried 6ft under. So practically our expectations were dead. It wasn’t as bad as some of the reviews, but it was a movie.
            • Monday
              • Once again when a friend and I go to Hollywood Blvd to check out the Walk of Fame, a movie premiere is being set up/going on.
                • When my best friend Lizzy and I were there the end of our senior year, the Monsters University movie premiere was going on. We saw some cool celebs.
                • This time when Britta and I were down there, they were setting up for the Pete’s Dragon premiere which happened later in the day
              • Taking the roomie to her very first Thai restaurant (which so happened to be rock-n-roll themed)
                • My cousin took me there a few weeks ago
              • Going into Amoeba Music and being in awe of all of the music they had.
                • Also where I hit my head hard on the bottom part of a concrete shelf
                • Britta pointed out that from the music/movie lunchboxes that were being sold, the High School Musical one was only $8 while the one next to it was being sold for $400.

 

Overall it was a very successful weekend, full of more material that Britta can use as blackmail against me and new mems all around.